Wednesday, March 24, 2004


----- Original Message -----
From: Lynn Paulus
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 8:23 AM
Subject: Fw: Mideast Mystery

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball,

No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

No Home Depot.

No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or
even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

More than one wife.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant
wailing from the guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies.

No Christmas.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash
the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

Emailed from my sister

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