Conundrums

I don't come with the apparatus the apparatus comes with me. I don't own the apparatus someone else does but the apparatus doesn't own me. I am not a slave to the apparatus, the apparatus is a slave for me.
If you own the apparatus and it is symbiont to me then it can not live with out me. The apparatus does not direct my life but I direct it's life.

If you bought the apparatus then you payed to be my slave.

Surprised? Not me.

I am not in the MOB but the devil wants you to think I am and he wishes I was.

Answer: If you don't want to become my slave then don't try to enslave me.

I always win.